...a fan fic author. I read and write mostly slash. Some of the pairings I like are really strange. I love cracktastic AUs. You will find the appropriate ratings and warnings in the headers of my stories. Read at your own discretion. A master list of all my fan fiction is here.
...a non-Wiccan Pagan and a hard polytheist. My religion is important to me, but most other people probably don't care. I keep religious writings and rants behind cuts, so you're free to skip over them if you like.
...sarcastic and usually disgruntled. However, I'm not completely anti-social, so you can talk to me and we'll probably get along just fine so long as you're not a blithering idiot. Once you get to know me, I'm actually very cuddly. Like a python. <3